The Clana Resolution Pool
Jan. 31st, 2009 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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1. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite (generic). (3)
2. Painful death that CK actually sees - she dies IN HIS ARMS.
3. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing. (6)
4. Something horrible involving Kryptonite, and Clark will witness it.
5. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite and Lana's transformation into SV's Kryptonite Man.
6. Lana loses her memory of the last 7 years and doesn't remember who Clark is.
7. Lana sacrifices herself to save Clark.
8. Death, probably by Doomsday. Clark sees it and uses it as a motivation to try to take Davis down.
9. She loses those powers because of kryptonite, Lois comes back and kick ass harder than Lana, and Clark realizes Lois is The One! (Lana doesn't have to die) (2)
10. Brave, and selfless Lana will weather the kriptonite storm which should kill her, but her death will be as ambiguous as the death of any soap opera character. (2)
11. Krypto-poisoning so then she loses her powers but he loves Lois so she disappears into the world unknown.
12. Clark realising the danger he causes again.
13. Clark will realize after Lana gets hurt that he can't put her in that kind of danger anymore and decides to end it and they go their separate ways. He feels guilty.
14. Clark realizes they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends. (3)
15. She leaves; plain and simple.
16. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing that makes Lana sacrifice herself for Clark.
17. Lois comes back, kicks ass in some way and/or discovers information about Lex and/or Doomsday. Clark realizes, as most of us have, that Lois > Lana, probably after some heartfelt speech from Chloe. Also, Lana dies... for real this time.
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1. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite (generic). (3)
2. Painful death that CK actually sees - she dies IN HIS ARMS.
3. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing. (6)
4. Something horrible involving Kryptonite, and Clark will witness it.
5. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite and Lana's transformation into SV's Kryptonite Man.
6. Lana loses her memory of the last 7 years and doesn't remember who Clark is.
7. Lana sacrifices herself to save Clark.
8. Death, probably by Doomsday. Clark sees it and uses it as a motivation to try to take Davis down.
9. She loses those powers because of kryptonite, Lois comes back and kick ass harder than Lana, and Clark realizes Lois is The One! (Lana doesn't have to die) (2)
10. Brave, and selfless Lana will weather the kriptonite storm which should kill her, but her death will be as ambiguous as the death of any soap opera character. (2)
11. Krypto-poisoning so then she loses her powers but he loves Lois so she disappears into the world unknown.
12. Clark realising the danger he causes again.
13. Clark will realize after Lana gets hurt that he can't put her in that kind of danger anymore and decides to end it and they go their separate ways. He feels guilty.
14. Clark realizes they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends. (3)
15. She leaves; plain and simple.
16. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing that makes Lana sacrifice herself for Clark.
17. Lois comes back, kicks ass in some way and/or discovers information about Lex and/or Doomsday. Clark realizes, as most of us have, that Lois > Lana, probably after some heartfelt speech from Chloe. Also, Lana dies... for real this time.
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Date: 2009-02-01 05:14 am (UTC)Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: There is a threat against mankind, and the only way to stop it is if Lana sacrifices herself, because obviously Clark can't. He tries to stop her but she won't let him. She kisses him goodbye and they both start crying. Clark goes "No Lana *whines whines whines, and maybe whines some more*", and then Lana goes "Oh Clark, blah blah blah blah I will always love you blah blah blah", and then she runs off and gets herself killed while 90% of the fans scream "YES YES! KILL HER AGAIN! YES!". The End.
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Date: 2009-02-01 05:04 pm (UTC)Recorded!
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Date: 2009-02-01 10:26 pm (UTC)But if this happens... Clark will spend all his season brooding in his corner and maybe at the very end of the season we'll see him try to hold Lois' hand.
Dammit... They're so going to do that but I would like something more like... Lana's a big girl, she's become adult, I think and her 'maybe we weren't made to be together' speech made sence. So, I'll take over her brain and make her see the Clois when Lois is back and slap some sences into him. Like... "HELLO!! I know you like brunettes, but... oh hey, look who's a brunette now! And you obviously LOVE her."