So we're celebrating Purim in class tomorrow, and in the spirit of things we're acting out the story of Esther. Well, the script we have is from a synagogue in New York and it's got some hilarious stuff...certainly not your normal story of Esther.
I'm playing the Consultant, and I have a whole two lines, but my first line is hysterical:
Consultant: Sire, we conducted a Poll - here's the results:
48% of the people prefer Mordechai
47% of the people prefer Haman
5% of the people prefer Mitt Romney
We still have to count the vote in the Retirement Community of Floridium - which I believe will go to Mordechai.
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Um, what? Mitt Romney and the Retirement Community of Floridium? Yeah, this play takes itself seriously. But correct me if I'm wrong (those of you of a Jewish background), aren't you supposed to perform this play after you're so completely drunk you can't tell the difference between Mordechai and Haman? Well, we won't be drunk, but we'll be as entertaining as always, plus non-alcoholic grape bubbly in our systems.
Oh yes, that reminds me, anyone is invited to our play (I know, isn't that amazing?) Old classmates, friends, LJ f-lists, whoever! lol, so, since so many of you live so near by and would love to come watch us act crazy at 8 in the morning, I'm letting you know you're invited!
I'm playing the Consultant, and I have a whole two lines, but my first line is hysterical:
Consultant: Sire, we conducted a Poll - here's the results:
48% of the people prefer Mordechai
47% of the people prefer Haman
5% of the people prefer Mitt Romney
We still have to count the vote in the Retirement Community of Floridium - which I believe will go to Mordechai.
---
Um, what? Mitt Romney and the Retirement Community of Floridium? Yeah, this play takes itself seriously. But correct me if I'm wrong (those of you of a Jewish background), aren't you supposed to perform this play after you're so completely drunk you can't tell the difference between Mordechai and Haman? Well, we won't be drunk, but we'll be as entertaining as always, plus non-alcoholic grape bubbly in our systems.
Oh yes, that reminds me, anyone is invited to our play (I know, isn't that amazing?) Old classmates, friends, LJ f-lists, whoever! lol, so, since so many of you live so near by and would love to come watch us act crazy at 8 in the morning, I'm letting you know you're invited!