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So we're celebrating Purim in class tomorrow, and in the spirit of things we're acting out the story of Esther. Well, the script we have is from a synagogue in New York and it's got some hilarious stuff...certainly not your normal story of Esther.

I'm playing the Consultant, and I have a whole two lines, but my first line is hysterical:

Consultant: Sire, we conducted a Poll - here's the results:

48% of the people prefer Mordechai
47% of the people prefer Haman
5% of the people prefer Mitt Romney

We still have to count the vote in the Retirement Community of Floridium - which I believe will go to Mordechai.

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Um, what? Mitt Romney and the Retirement Community of Floridium? Yeah, this play takes itself seriously. But correct me if I'm wrong (those of you of a Jewish background), aren't you supposed to perform this play after you're so completely drunk you can't tell the difference between Mordechai and Haman? Well, we won't be drunk, but we'll be as entertaining as always, plus non-alcoholic grape bubbly in our systems.

Oh yes, that reminds me, anyone is invited to our play (I know, isn't that amazing?) Old classmates, friends, LJ f-lists, whoever! lol, so, since so many of you live so near by and would love to come watch us act crazy at 8 in the morning, I'm letting you know you're invited!
starrylites: (L&C Batman?!?)
Nothing like a great morning in Hebrew to turn a crappy weekend into a start off for the week. Let's just say that my weekend was full of stress and frustration and irritation and emotional lows, and well, I didn't have any ambition to start this week, not at all. Got three tests, need to go up to the health center, gotta find out how to get a new insurance card, gotta trim my hair...not exactly highlights for a good week.

Hebrew made life all better. We're currently working on the Beynim and the different types of verbs, their passive forms, etc. Not easy stuff to recognize, particularly in an ancient textual passage. Well, Carli asked Chris if he'd write a song about it and play it for us in Hebrew. Haha, Chris wrote a song on how to remember the different forms fo the Beynim to Do-Re-Mi with some amazing lyrics. They would make no sense to a person who hasn't spent the last semester and a half with us, but man...it's amazing. Viper getting into a brawl and Lambdin wearing a dress...I swear, we border on sacreligious or something...I love those guys!

Thanks to Bonnie (one of my Apt. 50 buddies) I found an odd glitch in the BYU instructor's class schedule search. It almost acts like an alumni search, but not quite. It lists all students at BYU, BYU-Idaho, and BYU-Hawaii as well as some past alumni. Bonnie found some siblings and uncles that never attended BYU. I didn't find Court, but I found Mom with her married name still living at Grandma's, Dad living in my grandparent's old house in Los Gatos, Grandpa with a huge DECEASED label but still giving his McKay building office number (he's been dead 25 years and yet they still have his office room and phone number saved?), Katie with Hanford as both of her addresses, my aunts and uncles with ancient Provo addresses and Grandma's as the permanent address, I think I found one of my friend's dad's with his address in Fresno...it's insane. So, BYU folk, go to AIM, instructor class schedule, and search. You never know what you might find.

Started my [livejournal.com profile] 12days_of_clois fic. I figured it was time to start seeing as I'm the one going first. I think my plot idea got me in over my head. So far I'm still pretty much in the introduction and I'm over 1000 words in. To get Lois and Clark to their intended destination is going to take at least another 600 words or so, and then I know getting them out of that predicament is going to take approx. 10,000 words, give or take. You guys on the site, if it ended up being 14,000 words or so, do you think that'd be too long to get people to read it?

Alas, I'd love to keep rambling, but there is history to be done! Later, guys!
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Yeah, we broke out singing it in Hebrew this morning...don't ask.

Well, just as a reminder for why I refuse to move back to the valley the air quality decided to be "only go out if necessary." By the time I got up the hill I had barely any balance left. Stupid altitude and stupid air quality. Stupid RB Stairs of DOOM!!! Blah. LA is so much easier to breathe in than this. Yeah, smog's worse, but the air is so much wonderfully thicker. Just goes to prove that Utah is bad for your health. Of course, most of my asthma attacks happen in Hanford, whose air is better than LA (uh...barely), but still.

I'm currently shaking like mad thanks to the lovely side effects of my inhaler. Did the charm, though. I'm no longer going to fall over. But the shaking makes it really hard to type...or do anything else.

Did I have a purpose in writing this? I don't remember...

Oh, yeah, new L&C video. Why? Because I was bored in 3 hour intervals last week. On YouTube if anybody's curious. I hate my current title.

Today's agenda:
- Make appointment at Health Center for dermatologist referral and a different long-acting inhaler solution (die, Advair, die!).
- Call insurance and find out how to get a new insurance card.
- Hebrew homework (13 translations. yippee!)
- meh, go to my other two classes
- talk to dance instructor about class last Thursday.
- Answere LJ comments I've thus far ignored.
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Where had January gone? I mean, seriously. Where has the month gone? It's seriously went poof!

incredibly long school babble )

Life around the apartment has been...interesting. The stories certainly racked up this weekend. Seriously, all you have to do is mention the boot around our apartment and we both die of laughter. Perhaps I will share that story with you another time. =P bwahaha

And, since January is coming to a close, just a quick rundown of my various updates:
- Userinfo and journal layout almost done. Userinfo is particuarly ammusing at the moment. It's so only half done. Take a look if you're curious [livejournal.com profile] starrylites
- [livejournal.com profile] mashthepotatoes got a face lift. I'm much happier with the graphics now.
- I officially joined the Dark Side that is Smallville. I'm hooked to the show, even the soap opera. *sigh*
- new L&C video about 70% done. Kinda stuck currently
- Wrote my piece for [livejournal.com profile] 12days_of_clois Got to post it on the 2nd.
- Made a very Lois & Clark post in mashthepotatoes.
- Posted an Elizabeth Swann tutorial in mashthepotatoes.
- Posted icons and banners of OotP, Smallville, and POTC in mashthepotatoes.


Oh, and a new friend to the group! Just throwing a hi there and welcome to [livejournal.com profile] katshakespeare! She found me on [livejournal.com profile] 12days_of_clois and we obsess about the same things. Go us!
starrylites: (L&C Lois got your tie?)
Well, one class down and two to go on the day. Nothing to really report as far as that goes. I've only been to Hebrew, it's the same class except for two new guys who seem like they'll fit in just nicely, and so yeah, it'll still be my favorite class I'm sure. It's kinda nice though because our classroom is nearly twice the size it was last semester. We got some stares, though, because the basement of the Clark Building is supposed to be quiet and ha, we weren't. Some of those stares we got were amazing. More later once I've been to the rest of my classes.

It was crazy yesterday. Got to church and my buddy LB was there from Freshman year, said she was visiting the guys in Apt. 57. I just assumed that was Steve and Ryan, seeing as we were all dorm buddies together. Well, she comes up to talk to me after RS and we give each other a hug then I start talking about Steve and Ryan and she's all, "but I came to visit Scotty and Brandon and Tyrell and" which is when I cut her off. Just then the guys walked in for Sunday School and they all yelled my name and waved. "FRESHMAN REUNION!" Yeah, so hey, I now know like 10 guys at church, five of which just showed up and I knew by default. Silly returning missionaries.

Let's see...otherwise life is good, I guess. Fixed Grandma's printer yesterday, so that was happy. Rowdy was glad to see me as always, but maybe a little more glad than usual. I heart that dog. Forgot to pay rent, though, so the late fees aren't cool, but meh, no biggie.

Anyway, the computer lab's pretty full so I'm gonna go find somewhere else to hang until 11:00. Woohoo! History at 11 with 1/2 of my Hebrew buddies. Yay!

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