From the mouth of Kendra

Discussing Ashlee's wedding night:

Ashlee is very ticklish (yup, moreso than me, guys) and so the conversation went like this...

Jenna: Your husband is going to have lots of fun.

Ashlee: He ain't getting anything! Our wedding night, he's not getting anything. I married him, didn't I? That should be enough for one day. He's going to be sitting on the other side of the room for the entire night and sleeping on the couch.

Kendra: Yep, and then he'll start coming closer and you'll laugh even harder.

Jenna: And eventually he'll get brave and actually come over to you.

Kendra: Yup, and then you're screwed.

Please note that Ashlee and I were laughing are heads off before Kendra realized what she said.