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Ashley ([personal profile] starrylites) wrote2009-01-31 03:39 pm
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The Clana Resolution Pool

I'm not a betting person, however...



Word on the street is the February 5th airing of Smallville is the final appearance of Lana in the show. That also means the relationship with Clark and Lana has to come to a close in some shape or form. This pool is all about the means to the end.

We do not discriminate against ships. Lois/Clark, Clark/Chloe, Lois/Ollie, Ollie/Tess, even Clark/Lana...you are more than welcome to throw in your vote.

Don't worry, you can give the same answer as someone else; we will not force you to give a different answer.

The stakes: your pride in the fandom
The winnings: the pride of getting it right, and probably a nifty banner

Ready to place your bet? Use the form below:



Once you have completed casting your vote, make our little game known:




1. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite (generic). (3)
2. Painful death that CK actually sees - she dies IN HIS ARMS.
3. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing. (6)
4. Something horrible involving Kryptonite, and Clark will witness it.
5. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite and Lana's transformation into SV's Kryptonite Man.
6. Lana loses her memory of the last 7 years and doesn't remember who Clark is.
7. Lana sacrifices herself to save Clark.
8. Death, probably by Doomsday. Clark sees it and uses it as a motivation to try to take Davis down.
9. She loses those powers because of kryptonite, Lois comes back and kick ass harder than Lana, and Clark realizes Lois is The One! (Lana doesn't have to die) (2)
10. Brave, and selfless Lana will weather the kriptonite storm which should kill her, but her death will be as ambiguous as the death of any soap opera character. (2)
11. Krypto-poisoning so then she loses her powers but he loves Lois so she disappears into the world unknown.
12. Clark realising the danger he causes again.
13. Clark will realize after Lana gets hurt that he can't put her in that kind of danger anymore and decides to end it and they go their separate ways. He feels guilty.
14. Clark realizes they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends. (3)
15. She leaves; plain and simple.
16. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing that makes Lana sacrifice herself for Clark.
17. Lois comes back, kicks ass in some way and/or discovers information about Lex and/or Doomsday. Clark realizes, as most of us have, that Lois > Lana, probably after some heartfelt speech from Chloe. Also, Lana dies... for real this time.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Ash
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite.

[identity profile] katshakespeare.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Sarah / Kat
Your #1 Smallville Ship: CLOIS FTW!!
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Death. Painful death that CK actually SEES. Re. She dies IN HIS ARMS.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
recorded :)
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[identity profile] chickadilly.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Lea / [livejournal.com profile] chickadilly
Your #1 Smallville Ship: CLOIS
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:
1.) Something involving Kryptonite. I think Lex is manipulating this whole thing - he knows Clark is a total zombie when it comes to Blana and knows she's crazy obsessed with the idea of being Clark's so called 'equal' and somehow Krytonite is playing a part regarding Lana's power suit.

(Though if it were up to me I'd have written it that they actually realized they weren't right for each other and moved on like adults. *sigh* Sorry just had to voice my protest ... LOL)


Edited 2009-02-01 00:15 (UTC)
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Recorded :)

And given its own because it was so much more elaborate than mine, lol

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[identity profile] scifiabby.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Abby
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!

[identity profile] loisxxlane.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Kayla/Lois/loisxxlane.
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois.
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Something horrible involving Kryptonite, and Clark will witness it.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!

[identity profile] babettew54.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Babette
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clark/Lois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: 1. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!

[identity profile] iamlillykane.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: lydia
Your #1 Smallville Ship: clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: a tragic incident involving kryptonite

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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!
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[identity profile] htbthomas.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: htbthomas
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:
An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite. Furthermore, I think she might even become SV's version of the Kryptonite Man.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oo, I like that idea.

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[identity profile] cyranothe2nd.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username:Cyranothe2nd
Your #1 Smallville Ship:Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:Lana loses her memory of the last 7 years and doesn't remember who Clark is. (I would really rather that she was run over by a car, but that won't happen on Lanaville)
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, in Crackville getting run over by a car kills nobody, hah.

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[identity profile] blackwidow.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: fletcherism
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: There is a threat against mankind, and the only way to stop it is if Lana sacrifices herself, because obviously Clark can't. He tries to stop her but she won't let him. She kisses him goodbye and they both start crying. Clark goes "No Lana *whines whines whines, and maybe whines some more*", and then Lana goes "Oh Clark, blah blah blah blah I will always love you blah blah blah", and then she runs off and gets herself killed while 90% of the fans scream "YES YES! KILL HER AGAIN! YES!". The End.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I must say I was amused, ha. I made it a little more universally-ship friendly in the list, however :D

Recorded!

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[identity profile] becs1024.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Rebecca
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Chlark, usually
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Death, probably by Doomsday. Ultimate destruction, indeed. Clark sees it and uses it as a motivation to try to take Davis down.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you took mercy on her :)

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[identity profile] brdwaybebe.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Brdwaybebe
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: 3
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Recorded!

[identity profile] allzugern.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: [livejournal.com profile] allzugern
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clark/Lex, Martha/Lionel
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Brave, and SELFLESS Lana will weather the kriptonite storm which should kill her - BUT, and this is a big 'BUT', her death will be as ambiguous as the death of any soap opera character that they might want to bring back. So we will never have an actual body. She will be assumed to be dead. Because TPTB just can not. let. go.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE the likening to a soap opera, because you're probably right.

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[identity profile] prophet144.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Username:prophet144
Your #1 Smallville Ship:Collie (Clark/Ollie) if I have to go by the show only and not fic, then Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: 3. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite thru Lex's doing... I only say this because of what was shown in the preview for the next ep... I won't say what that was because I know that there are people like svgurl who hadn't seen it as of yesterday
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree, but you never know...they've done misleading promos before. (Remember last year's "Clark will Fly!" Ugh)

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[identity profile] autumnrae89.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Rae / [livejournal.com profile] autumnrae89
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Death (Of the ship) by Krypto-poisoning so then she loses her powers (in an attempt to still be with Clark) but he loves Lois so she disappears into the world unknown to fufil her Legion destiny.

*Shakes head woefully*

Or just death by Kryptonite.

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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I gave you the first one :)

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[identity profile] itsxnotxeasy.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Donna
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois ♥
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: Clark realising the danger he causes again


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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it'll sink in this time? lol

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[identity profile] kalalanekent.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Lois/ [livejournal.com profile] kalalanekent
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: I'm going to go with #3. Now whether it's a real death or a 'ship death, I can't really say. :D One more episode to go!
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can't wait to see which one it actually is.

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[identity profile] cifan70.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Kim/[livejournal.com profile] cifan70
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Chlark
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: I think Clark will realize after Lana gets hurt and I mean badly hurt, not killed, that he can't put her in that kind of danger anymore and decides to end it and they go their separate ways. He feels guilty. This is Clark, ya know. I don't think she'll die for the simple fact that the writers are trying to following Superman movies (I think) and to kill Lana when she isn't dead in futuristic Superman. Eh, just a theory. This is how it worked out in my head.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good thought, actually. Hopeful, too.

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[identity profile] carolandtom.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: carolandtom
Your #1 Smallville Ship:I don't ship anyone. I just love Clark. But if I had to choose, I'd ship Clex.
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:
An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing

I hate that I had to choose that option for the ending of Clana. I really wish Clark realized they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends. But sadly I think TPTB are going the kryptonite way.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I gave you the one you wish were true, but if the other proves right, I'll give you that one for the winnings :) Hah.

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[identity profile] flor-d-liz.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
9. She loses those powers because of kryptonite, Lois comes back and kick ass harder than Lana, and Clark realizes Lois is The One! (Lana doesn't have to die)


Well, I don't really hate her, but yes, she needs to GTFO already.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] adja999.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username:Adja999
Your #1 Smallville Ship:Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: She might or might not loose her power (for the hell we know she could become catwoman...) but I'm rooting for this : 14. Clark realizes they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends.

Although I'm really afraid that they'll be going with the Awww... OWWWW... blah blah... She dies in his arms or makes a super great sacrifise to save the fucking world he saves everyday and he'll be heartbroken and never over her.
I hope not... because, well, I used to like this ship... but Clark is getting more and more stupid and blind. And we're supposed to see Clois beginning. And we've got only a half season left. So, yeah... if it means he'll spend all his time mourning and MAYBE at the very last minute of the very last epi, we see Lex is back and then somewhere else Lois takes Clark's hand... I'm going to be pissed.
I liked the 'maybe we weren't meant to be together' speech she gave, why the hell didn't he listen?
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
recorded!

[identity profile] anakaliaandrea.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: AnakaliaAndrea/Andrea
Your #1 Smallville Ship: CLOIS now, 2nd is clana
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite through Lex's doing.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
recorded!

[identity profile] lofty-chica.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Sara // Lofty
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clark & Chloe = Chlark! ♥
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:
14. Clark realizes they are not meant to be together and he made that clear and they parted as friends.

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[identity profile] squee1123.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Name/Nickname/Username: Tina/[livejournal.com profile] squee1123
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Lois/Clark!
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: 10. Brave, and selfless Lana will weather the kriptonite storm which should kill her, but her death will be as ambiguous as the death of any soap opera character.
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[identity profile] starrylites.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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